U.G.L.Y

I don't know if other people did this as a kid, but some years ago I made a collection of all of the most hideous photos of myself. I was a very ugly kid, college was the worst. I wasn't proud of my ugliness, but I'm glad I could see the funny side of it. God's little joke, if you will.

Anyway, without further ado, let's see some of the photos!! Cover your eyes!!

Uhh, I think that one was back in senior school. But I was actually meant to look ugly that day. I was dressed up for red nose day in just my pyjamas and bed-head hair. Raising money for charity with my retched ugliness! Looks like I was the only child-in-need that day! Boom-boom!

I went for the whole long-hair thing at college. Who knows why! Must've been the fashion back then! It wasn't pretty.

The next one has to be my favourite, though. I was chopping onions with goggles to stop me crying:

Beautiful!

Ahh, I'm pleased to say that I don't feel that ugly anymore!

Omg, so yesterday I went to the comedy club with Lucy. We sit away from the front so that we don't get picked on. But this week turns out to be the first week they have wireless microphones! The host made sure that no-one at the front got picked on, he would walk to the back to pick on them! So guess who he picks on!! Me! I'm trying to avoid eye-contact as he walks past me and he notices... He starts joking about it, but check this out: he asks me what subject I study and I say "computer science" and everyone starts laughing!! What the heck!? Either computer science has a really bad reputation or I should become a comedian!

Speak to you soon!!