
Anyway, you think that's bad, get this! The cleaner came today and refused to clean the place cause it was too messy! ha ha! She said she'll be back tomorrow if we tidy it!
To be fair, it was pretty bad:


Damn! Even the outsides bad!!! (notice the Bixies on the table)

Anyway, SOOOOO funny last night. We all went on a pub crawl, but before we went, me, Julian and Jake went to look in Lucy's window to see if she was in. Her small kitchen window was open and I pointed it out, and Jake reaches in, nicks the Bixies(!), Choco Drink ("the power drink"! with 6 vitamins!) and some grape juice! We scurried back to our flat with it and as we did Lucy walks up the path, she sees us and I stopped and chatted (laughing my head off a bit) whilst the other two took it back to our flat!

She didn't suspect a thing! And when Julian got back from the crawl, he posted a ransom note through the bathroom window! We were worried about how to break the news to her today! But Ali spilt the beans to Lucy (it turns out it was Launa's food). She laughed her head off and wondered why we were scurrying! Launa was fine about it too!
While we were on the crawl, we had dares to do (mine was rubbish, I had to be mean to someone (cause I'm so nice, blatantly), so I called Jake a tosser...) but Jake's was great!:
We were in Lloyds and he marched over to a group of girls, did his REALLY LOUD whistle thing and shouted to them "SORRY LADIES; I'M NOT AVAILABLE!!" Hahah, their faces. Good ol' Jake.
I love the way Julian can get away with telling people to Fuck Off in mid conversation. Today, Julian, Lucy, Ali and I were chatting about something and Lucy says something (can't remember what) and Julian disagrees and tells her to fuck off, and she carries on arguing her case, a bit more then paused so I said "Fuck off!" to see what would happen and everyone was horrified! Christ! I Hope I didn't offend her! It was a joke that went wrong, it was really funny though...
Anyway, you know I love you, and I'll speak to you soon!

By the way, I meant to tell you ages that I finished Yes Man! I remember saying that books could never get my emotions going, but this was the first book I had read in ages! And I was hooked! Even shed a tear at the end! And I'm totally trying to say Yes more in everyday life! I'll let you know how it goes. For example, I said yes to going to a St John's first aid meeting today. Turns out it was rubbish and they wanted £30 for me to be a volunteer But I'm sure a good Yes is just around the corner!
Speak soon byeeeeeee
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