Sit Comfortably...

OOOOOOOKKKKKKK! This one's going to be a big one. Lots of pictures (but you can probably see that already. I've only just started!)

So I finally got round to writing this, I've mainly been waiting for photos to come through. But we're ready, so sit back, grab a drink or something, maybe a dough nut, and enjoy........

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Right, I guess the basic theme of the blog is what's happened to me since I've said "yes" more. It's been good! So thanks Danny Wallis.
Monday night, I went out for a drink with my flat mates at Varsity (bar). I knew Speed was off to TigerTiger (night club) that night, and it's just next door so I told him to get round to Varsity for pre-drinks. When he (and his mrs) arrived he was so drunk already! He kept going on about this quantum physics stuff. All night it was "so, dude, if a cat, right, is in a box, it's in the box, AND not in the box" wtf dude. Anyway, the two of them convinced me to go to TigerTiger, plus Ali and the girls came too.

It was pretty fun. But only because he was so drunk. I kept telling him to make fishing rod motions at this table of girls, he must've been doing it for five minutes! We got phone videos (that he can't remember!) but he won't put them up! Anyway, when the fishing rod failed, he tried the lasso!

We went upstairs to the sit-down place, he collapsed on the sofa, so I covered him in pillows.

That guy on the right, Speed kept pulling him close and whispering something to him, he can't remember what though!

Anyway, obviously Speed had to leave pretty soon after this. Turns out he slept in his car! Classic!

I've never got drunk with Speed. I've only been drunk twice whist being at uni so far.... Until Friday night...

We went to Metro's. This dirty, underground style cave (that plays good music!). I didn't really go out with the intention of getting drunk (I'm still not that into it), be all my friends ALWAYS seem to want me to get drunk! So as soon as the stupid shot woman turns up with Absinthe, my mates insist I have one!

Bearing in mind Speed got me a shot of Tequila for pre-drinks, I had another two shots of Absinthe at Metro's, plus a few pints of strongbow (I'm not boasting btw. I get tipsy after a pint).

This is mine and Jon's face after our second Absinthe:

I'm not really proud of these pictures (and believe me, there's much worse), but here's a few random ones of me being a dick....

Half way through the night, I was wrestling Jon or something, and I knocked over all the drinks on the table. Everyone made a stupid big deal out of it, clapping and shouting. How embarrassing. I could've believe I actually did that! Being drunk sucks... So I blamed it on Ali!:


...it didn't work.

We left pretty early, mainly because people were getting ill (not me!!). I piled back to Jon's flat, where I rolled around on the floor for a bit. When he brought his camera out, I was determined not to have any drunken Facebook photos taken, so these are my sober impressions:

Soon after this, I went to bed. Still! I couldn't've been too bad! Ali and Jon were the ones that were sick, not me!.... Until the next morning. I slowly remembered why I don't like getting drunk. I was so rough. Check this out:

I was rough, so bad, then the butch drummer living above me (I found out her name is Alice, ergh) started playing her music REALLY loud, with her window open as usual, while I was trying to revise. Now usually, I'd be too scared to go and have a word with her (she's scary!), but that morning, I was definitely more scary! I marched up there, forced myself to ring the doorbell... Then I started getting scared! My legs went to jelly and my heart was racing! She answers the door and was all like "hey", ergh. I said to her "sorry to bother you, do you maybe think, maybe, cause my flat is trying to revise, just possible turn the music down, but you don't have to?". I kept it short, couldn't wait to get out of there! Anyway, I didn't hear a peep from her for the rest of the day. Thanks! Maybe she's not so bad! From now on I will refer to her as Alice, rather then butch drummer.

In other news: I went to Speed's gorgeous house on Thursday for a jam. It was good. I love to jam. Must do it properly sometime. He had the nicest dog that kept following me around, and this tiiiiiny pussy. Can't remember her name... think it was Mitsey.

Ohh! I almost forgot! Me and Gecko spotted this crazy mini outside my window! How cool is that! With its emo number plate. Gecko got a sneaky snap.


When getting this photo from my camera, I found this picture of Phil:

Oh how I miss that guy, and all my other friends from home. I'll see them soon.

Well! That just about wraps it up! Can I just stress completely, that I don't often get drunk, I don't recommend it, I'm not proud of getting drunk and I won't do it again for a long time. You'll know what I mean the morning after. Take care x