Hello!
Soooo, we went to fun factory yesterday (same place I went for my b-diddy) to celebrate Phoebe's birthday. It was good! We had to dress up, we didn't dress up, but everyone else was dressed up. This was my best effort:
Anyway, I didn't realise too early but it turns out Jake and Geraint decided to have a drinking contest. I didn't know who would win, I suspected Jake though. They were both like machines though, loads of vodka and half a bottle of wine each.
We left the pub and went over to Fun Factory:
This is how the drinking contest ended:
Geraint in the toilets and Jake looking very happy for himself! (Julie managed to get a sneaky toilet shot too! Not as good as the shot of Julie though)
Geraint had to give up, but Jake was trollied too. He had to go early, I didn't go with, but Julie's been filling me in on all the storied, it sounded hilarious! Jake can't remember a thing today though! Not even planting a 20p by a tree on the road we're living on next year and saying "We'll find it again next year".
When I got home, Jake was in a bad way in the toilet. You think that's the sort of thing you'd remember the next day, but he can't remember a thing! Anyway, we all went to bed (He left his door open! This was Julie/Ali's chance to get him back... But I didn't think he was in any state to get a joke). I got to sleep! But then! 4am in the morning I get woken by this stupidly loud noise! I Jump out of bed (still asleep) and really didn't know what I was meant to be doing. Something was telling me to stay in bed and sleep, but another part told me to get out! I looked out my window to check what everyone else was doing. I slowly woke up and realised that yes, it was the fire alarm, and I did need to get out...
Lucky Jake's door was unlocked. Ali had the job of getting him out safely (cause somehow the stupidly loud alarm didn't wake him). Banged his door, called his name, flashed the lights, and finally had to slap him to get him up!
4am and he was still completely drunk. He barely managed to stumble outside (I thought he was mucking around but he wasn't). All over the place. Decided to unlock his bike and take it for a spin (wish I had a camera). Almost ran some people down! This was all in his boxers, shirt, and towel around his waste! The alarm finally got turned off, and as we were being told off by the security guy (as if it would be one of us that set it off! dick!), it was silent whilst Jake fell over his bike into the crowd. Everyone turns as he announced "ALL I KNOW..... IS I BEAT GERAINT!"
When we got in, we went to bed. I heard someone leave the flat 20 mins later. Turns out Jake got hungry, went to the girls flat, cooked a pizza of theirs and curled up underneath the table for the night! That must've been one confused wake-up! The doorbell started frantically ringing at 8:30 this morning cause he forgot his keys.
Such a funny night though. I hate fire alarms, but that one was the best one yet! ...can't wait till next one...
'till next time,
Soooo, we went to fun factory yesterday (same place I went for my b-diddy) to celebrate Phoebe's birthday. It was good! We had to dress up, we didn't dress up, but everyone else was dressed up. This was my best effort:
Anyway, I didn't realise too early but it turns out Jake and Geraint decided to have a drinking contest. I didn't know who would win, I suspected Jake though. They were both like machines though, loads of vodka and half a bottle of wine each.We left the pub and went over to Fun Factory:
This is how the drinking contest ended:
Geraint in the toilets and Jake looking very happy for himself! (Julie managed to get a sneaky toilet shot too! Not as good as the shot of Julie though)Geraint had to give up, but Jake was trollied too. He had to go early, I didn't go with, but Julie's been filling me in on all the storied, it sounded hilarious! Jake can't remember a thing today though! Not even planting a 20p by a tree on the road we're living on next year and saying "We'll find it again next year".
When I got home, Jake was in a bad way in the toilet. You think that's the sort of thing you'd remember the next day, but he can't remember a thing! Anyway, we all went to bed (He left his door open! This was Julie/Ali's chance to get him back... But I didn't think he was in any state to get a joke). I got to sleep! But then! 4am in the morning I get woken by this stupidly loud noise! I Jump out of bed (still asleep) and really didn't know what I was meant to be doing. Something was telling me to stay in bed and sleep, but another part told me to get out! I looked out my window to check what everyone else was doing. I slowly woke up and realised that yes, it was the fire alarm, and I did need to get out...
Lucky Jake's door was unlocked. Ali had the job of getting him out safely (cause somehow the stupidly loud alarm didn't wake him). Banged his door, called his name, flashed the lights, and finally had to slap him to get him up!
4am and he was still completely drunk. He barely managed to stumble outside (I thought he was mucking around but he wasn't). All over the place. Decided to unlock his bike and take it for a spin (wish I had a camera). Almost ran some people down! This was all in his boxers, shirt, and towel around his waste! The alarm finally got turned off, and as we were being told off by the security guy (as if it would be one of us that set it off! dick!), it was silent whilst Jake fell over his bike into the crowd. Everyone turns as he announced "ALL I KNOW..... IS I BEAT GERAINT!"
When we got in, we went to bed. I heard someone leave the flat 20 mins later. Turns out Jake got hungry, went to the girls flat, cooked a pizza of theirs and curled up underneath the table for the night! That must've been one confused wake-up! The doorbell started frantically ringing at 8:30 this morning cause he forgot his keys.
Such a funny night though. I hate fire alarms, but that one was the best one yet! ...can't wait till next one...
'till next time,
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