Hi, I've been dying to blog for ages but haven't had a chance. And now I'm forgetting everything that's happened! Anyway, here's the first thing I remember:

May, Speed and I wanted a night out in the union night club, so we walked over, had a few pre-drinks then headed into the club. It was going great! We were all dancing away on the dance floor. Speed and I noticed a guy off our course on the lights desk so we kept jumping up and waving and making computer keyboard gestures at him but he couldn't really see us. We're in about 5 photos looking like idiots!


Anyway, we kept doing it and finally caught his eye, he turned on the big lights and took a picture of us:

He still didn't know it was us though, 'till he found us in the bar later. Why did we go back to the bar? Long story: The three of us needed the toilet, so we head in and I'm just about to walk to the urinal when I notice some sick or something on the floor. Anyway, on closer inspection, it turned out to be crap. Someone had taken a duke in the urinal (just like the south park episode). Only, half way through they had pebble-dashed their way to a cubical. I turn to see some Asian kid collapsed in a cubical with his trousers round his ankles. What a looser, we all had a good laugh about it with everyone there. Then he gets up, stumbles his way out the door, as he did we noticed he had crap all down his trousers! Speed followed him as he went back to the dance floor!! No way were we going back in! We retired early and went to the bar.

In other news, (I'm really proud of this one), during pre-drinks for the comedy club on Tuesday, I ordered my usual soda & lime, the guy behind the bar fiddles with the till a bit then tells me I can have the drink for free 'cause he couldn't be bothered to charge me!! Dude, this drink is the best, I swear! Last year, Julie was interested in the cheapest place that sells it (ranges from 20p to £1.20!) and this one was the best, for sure!

Lately, I hate to say, I've been feeling more and more like a computer scientist. You know, a social retard that can't talk to anyone. Especially if I'm interested in them! This beautiful girl sits next to me in Metros the other day, wanting a picture with me, and I didn't realise so I leaned away from her! Anyway, when I did realise, I still couldn't talk to her for shit! In the final photo I look like a retard. If I manage to find it I'll add it on here. Maybe Gecko's right. Maybe I do need to work on my social skills. His remedy: more Metros.

edit (09/11/07): I found the pic:


I knew I'd forget everything to tell you, so I'm gunna cut this one short.